Well, you knew I had to do it. Having wasted two afternoons at FIAC 1 and 2, I had to be sure I wasn't missing the next artistic version of Roman Polanski (speaking of which, it's nice to see that pedophilia, rape and forced drugging have no statute of limitations.)
OK, I enter the Tuileries; the above thing seems harmless enough. I wouldn't buy it, I mean, where would I put it? In my courtyard where the nasties could climb in 3rd floor windows. Nope.
That's kinda kicky and there are several of them, Ugo Rindinone (SW-NYC) did around the round-point.
And then, there's this etherial water-toweresque structure. OK. Not bad.
So I think I understand this one by Jim Dine (disclosure: I own a very minor work of his): it's Flaubert's parrot on top an Andrew Warhola heart - right ?- which means that Julian Barnes is on top ...... oh forget about it.
OK almost last thing before the exit:
A place to sit, thank the Lord or at least the Lord High Chamberlain, this cannot be sculpture? But it is.
And finally a bunch of discs on sticks in the water where children should be sailing their Nintendo-controlled super-boats. Spoilers!
Alright, since my next career is in art criticism, and no respectable art critic ever rates an art show with numbers or stars, (because there are no jobs if he/she gets fired, except standing all day at the Louvre or Met as a guard), I, who get the moral equivalent of the SMIC already, will sum up my three days at FIAC.
0.002 Wows. Pretty damn pathetic. Who is to fault? The artists? No, I see good contemporary stuff all the time. The sponsors? Probably culpable for insisting on cutting-edge, ergo, nonsensical stuff. The curator(s)? Fully. (Was Frederic Mitterand perhaps involved? We know his taste. Sorry, that deserves a red card, so I'm outa here.)