1.0 Les Trois Garcons, 165 Rue de Javel in the 15th, 01.40.60.14.35, open 7/7, is a place I read about on Le Fooding that's open Sunday lunch, so off I went. Now, folks ask how I derive my numerical 0-10/10 ratings and once in a while I break it down for all my loyal readers to see. So here goes:
8.0 Outside, beautiful, on a secluded square, tables, between area sunny, inside cool.
5.0 Welcome warm, changed tables, no problem, no worry.
5.0 Decor standard.
-1.0 Tattoos, waitstaff, primitive, American prison variety.
2.0 Carte choices limited.
5.0 Noise level (73 dB) with screaming French kids.
-1.0 Wait between courses.
6.0 Wine choices and prices.
6.0 1st course - cold coques, with salt, OK.
6.0 No English spoken.
-20.0 2nd course, cod, overcooked, maybe bad product as well, tapenade, tasteless.
-5.0 No one asked what was wrong, although they took it off my bill.
5.0 Coffee OK.
7.0 bread more than OK.
6.0 addition, honorable.
1.0 Gotta problem with the math?
My bill, with 50 cl of wine, no bottled water, and the deducted cod, was 27.20 E.
Go? Not on your life.