2.0* Aux Saveurs du Marche, 73 ave Niel in the 17th, 01.44.40.28.15, open 7/7, with a 29 E 2-course lunch weekdays, 40-60 E a la carte, is a place I've had on the Sunday lunch radar screen for months, despite or because of mixed reviews (the big media boys hated it and the blogospherologues thought it much better). In any case, today was the day. This is a place so mixed-up that I must break down my 2.0* rating.
*Welcome - 8.0
*Service - 9.0
*Hot, fresh bread - 6.0
Sauteed encornets with espelette and capers - OK, standard, fungible - *5.0
Risotto with crusty langoutines - *2.0 Ok, Ok, Ok, an explanation. I know one should not order five things in Paris: risotto, pizza, hamburgers, frites or espresso (or I might add anywhere, except for the risotto 10 clicks outside Modena, inside Naples for pizza, in the USofA for hamburgers, in Belgium for frites or the Illy compound in Trieste for coffee.)
But I needed a crusty langoustine fix and was willing to take the risotto to get at the little buggers. Silly me. The 3 puny langoustines were nothing like Caroline Rostang's Bistro Cote Mer's and the risotto was simply awful.
Quit then, fold my tent, crabwalk away - not on your life. I wanted this place to redeem itself. So I ordered the brioche in the fashion of French toast, can't miss there, eh? Thank the Lord, no. 8.0*
Coffee and pathetic madeleine - -2.0
Clientele - Older than yours truly - 5.0
Copper sink in bathroom - 9.0
The bill for three courses of about the cheapest dishes on the carte and cheapest wine and no bottled water, was 60 E (coffee was offered after I refused the gracious host's offer to give me chicken or practically anything else I wanted on telling him I hated risotto on principle.)
Go? Let the dogs out.** This is a Sunday place for the retired, the 3 generation families, the first daters, the about-to-be-divorced and the lost.
** Colette, my wonderful long-suffering wife of 50 years, says that I use too many inscrutable references, but I know my audience is a special demographic over 35, well, 55, ummm 75, who remember the Great Depression, Mort Sahl, Frank Sinatra and Monty Python, so I'm not concerned.
Special note to Blog/Blogger-haters: Please don't write me more hate-mail telling me how this is your favorite neighborhood place and I ordered the wrong things, I don't understand French food, I'm "too French" (that's a great one), I must have had a bad hair day or the last two times you ate here it was superb, (as I could hear one expat say to his daughter today [how do I know he was of my stripe? Well, he had a beer and his wife a glass of rosé]). I'm sure it was, but the last time I looked at the United States Constitution of my natal country, the First Amendment gave us each the right to express our opinions.