The other day, a fellow food blogger/friend/pal and I were eating at
Le Dauphin, Aizpitarte’s latest hit, when in comes and plops himself and his “girlfriend” down 8 inches from us, none other than Mathieu Amalric, he of "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" (Le scaphandre et le papillon), "On Tour," etc. What’d’y’a do?
If you ignore him, he may think he’s become a nul, a con, forgotten.
If you fawn over him, he’ll have to wash his hands afterwards.
And if you nod knowingly but let him exist in his space he may misinterpret it.
Now, a cherished, now demised, buddy of mine, the only Republican I’ve ever been close to, was in the Reagan White House one day and relieving himself in the men’s room, when in comes to the next urinal, in my friend’s words - the “most powerful man on the planet” – the Secretary of War (whoops, Defence), Cap Weinberger. My copain asks me “Do you look?”
Well, that’s not exactly a food anecdote, or much of one, but it illustrates my point. Do you look?
As a very old person, formerly from Manhattan, I have the good old Greta Garbo in the street, Dustin Hoffman in
Philly Cheese Steak, Paul Newman on Central Park West, stories, but I began to appreciate the power of celebrityship in some interactions with Leonard Bernstein. By the blessing of neighborhoodity, I’d met him socially, where he was always charming and engaging - and then encountered him at the theater where he tossed me off like an errant rodent. Huhhh.
Lesson learned: Never approach a famous person in an unfamiliar setting.Then one day, I was checking into the J.W. Marriott in DC and in walks
Frank Purdue, who at that time appeared in the cleverist American TV ads – ever, for his chicken company on the Eastern Shore. All my scientific colleagues, registering for a medical meeting, ignored him and I could see the guy craved being recognized. Finally a black bellman comes up to him, slaps his hand with a high five and chants “It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.” He loved it, we all cracked up.
Lesson learned: Don’t ignore a celebrity in the right location.Digression. It’s horrible to be ignored. Recall the old Pope joke: “'Who's that up there with Sulio?'”
Finally, just this summer, I was picking up espressi and the NYT from an Aspen, Colo. bakery when I noticed the little guy next to me was one of my current (well then, anyway) idols, the world’s best bicyclist who had just been named (once again) in a doping scandal. We’re literally rubbing elbows, he (since Hysterical Hunter off’d himself) the most famous person in Aspen. I know, he knows, I know. What’d’ya’do? I said “Hi……….how’s it going?................Good luck.” He knew, I knew, he knew. Le
sson learned: Sometimes you approach but respect.Now I’ve also had the opportunity to see these approach/exchanges from the other side, that is, that of the famous person. As happens in life, some of one’s pals gain fame and then you’re eating out and a fawning or annoying or “are you really….?” citizen approaches and some of my companions pull back 6 inches, some lean forward and others look like deers caught in the headlights.
So there (like most of life’s Keilloresque existential questions) are no correct answers. In the case of arguably the most famous current actor in France (vs Lambert Wilson and Juliette Binoche and Gerald Depardieu,) we chose to nod (respectfully), carry on, and ignore the fawning – which in this case came from the staff – Amalric being a neighbor and, I suspect, frequent flyer.
We were at:
Le Dauphin
131 Avenue Parmentier, 11th (Metro: Goncourt)
T: 01 55 28 78 88
Closed Saturday lunch, Sundays and Mondays
Lunch menus 23 & 27, at dinner about 60 E a la carte.
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