So I've been here a couple of times in the last 40 years, first under M. Himself when it was fresh fish, beautifully cooked and reasonably priced, even for the 7th. Then I ate a couple of times under the sign of Minchelli, with his jokey "don't disturb the sex lives of lobsters" and zillion € tin of sardines, thankfully paid for by other suckers. And then today, I don't know why, because there were promising reports and reviews I went back with two dear discriminating friends thinking oh well, we'll get in and out with a decent meal on a holiday weekend. But it was not to be. Spoiler Alert: It's a Tourist Trap Rip-off.
1.0 Divellec, 18 rue Fabert in the 7th, 01.45.51.91.96, open 7/7, advertises itself as having menus from 49-90 € and a la carte 60-100€ without liquids of course, that's understood. It also touts the new chef Mathieu Pacaud as a Michelin 2 star who has finally found his place. Hummmm, maybe.
I had warned my pals about the prices so we ordered carefully, my blogger friend and I starting with the soft boiled egg with ham and smoked eel on the lunch menu, that needed mucho salt before it was edible and was not on the table (in a fish restaurant?) His husband had the razor clams with celery that was, how shall I say, underwhelming.
Next, JJ had the bar and we other two had merlu, I don't care if they were line caught or grenade-blasted from Vietnamese fish farms, they were without merit. Awful product, awfully prepared and pretentiously presented, glass domes on top as if you were at Maxim's in 1953.
To finish off, my blogger friend had an assortment of cheeses which it's hard to screw up, JJ had raspberries on a meringue and I had fraises des bois, my first of the season, which redeeemed the meal, along with the wine which the sommelier discretely recommended, correctly as well, without a lot of "oaky, but not too fruity, bullshit."
So the damages were damaging. 236 € a couple, ok the bread was good, the wine was great and desserts fine, but this is a fish place. I do hope M. Divellec is happy in his grave or urn or maybe still alive, because his treasure has been trashed. Plus it was noisy (88.5) when our English-speaking-as a common language folks whooped it up.
Go? If you are on an expense account, surrounded by English speakers who don't give a damn about food, no, not even then. Il Vino is 20 steps away, Petrossian 30. its a Tourist Trap, you get what you deserve.
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